Energy Drink Prophets of Alarms

Join us in our quest for the ultimate energy drink experience!

We specialize in predicting the exact timing of your caffeine highs and lows. Because, let's be real, you need that extra kick to get through your day.

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Our Predictions:

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  1. When you'll crash and burn from lack of caffeine
  2. When you'll experience a 3pm slump
  3. When you'll need a Red Bull to get back on track